Custom chaos.
Locally made.
Custom apparel, stickers, decals and more, made by real people right here in New Braunfels. Shop our designs or bring us the wild idea living in your head.
Ready-made or built from scratch.
Grab one of our existing designs or send us your custom chaos. Either way, we'll keep it simple.
THINGS
CLUB
Shop our designs
Pick a design, choose your garment, color and size, then send in your order.
Browse designs →IDEA *
Build a custom order
Tell us what you're imagining, upload your files and get a personalized quote.
Start your project →Order transfers
Upload your artwork and request DTF or UV DTF prints for you to press or apply yourself.
Request prints →Good gear. Zero boring.
Choose a design, then make it yours with your preferred garment, color and size.
Let's make
some noise.
Give Katie the details, upload whatever you've got, and tell us what's rattling around in your head. We'll review it, ask smart questions, and send a quote before production begins.
- 1We review your requestUsually within 1-2 business days.
- 2You receive a quoteApprove it and pay your design deposit.
- 3We create your mockupNothing is printed until you love it.
DTF & UV DTF transfer requests.
Already have the blank apparel, tumbler, decal surface, or project ready? Upload your artwork and tell us what size and quantity you need. We'll review the file, confirm printability, and send pricing before anything is printed.
From wild idea to finished gear.
Share your idea
Fill out the custom form with your product, artwork and timeline.
Review your quote
We'll confirm details and send transparent pricing for approval.
Approve your mockup
See exactly how it will look and request changes before production.
Get the good stuff
Pick up locally or have your finished order shipped your way.
Love, caffeine
& controlled mayhem.
Moreno Market Apparel is a military and first responder owned and operated small business built by one wildly feral, mildly sleep-deprived, and aggressively creative husband-and-wife duo.
Chris is a 68W Combat Medic who has proudly served in the U.S. Army for 15 years and is currently deployed overseas. In civilian life, he also works in EMS as an EMT, bringing years of real-world experience, grit, and dark humor to the table.
Katie is the chaotic creative force behind the operation. By day, she works in EMS and tactical training, combining frontline experience with a passion for creating apparel that actually represents the people wearing it.
Together, we created Moreno Market Apparel to make designs that feel real, unapologetic, and authentic to military personnel, first responders, healthcare workers, blue collar chaos goblins, and anyone else who thrives in controlled mayhem.
From custom t-shirts and morale apparel to company polos, decals, and personalized designs, if you can dream it up, we can probably bring it to life.
We are proudly community-driven, caffeine-fueled, and committed to creating high-quality apparel with personality, humor, and heart. Whether you need one custom shirt or a full department order, we've got you covered.
Welcome to Moreno Market Apparel. Handcrafted with love, caffeine, and just a little bit of chaos.