Military Collection
Military-inspired designs for service members, veterans, medics, and the people who understand the humor. Explore apparel, hats, koozies, and stickers in nine bold designs.
Made for the mission.
Every design is available across apparel and gear. Open a design to compare mockups, colors, sizes, and prices.
68W The Healer
For the sacred order of “drink water, change your socks, and try not to die before I get there.” The Healer is built for 68Ws, combat medics, and Docs everywhere who turn battlefield chaos into organized medical wizardry.
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Fear No Evil
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, because apparently the valley forgot who it was dealing with. Fear No Evil is dark, bold, and built for the battle-minded souls who bring faith, firepower, and full-send energy everywhere they go.
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His Hands Remember
The war may end. The rifle may be turned in. Life may move forward. But the hands remember. His Hands Remember is a bold, heavy military-inspired design for those who understand that service leaves marks you cannot always see.
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Tactical Lizard
For the ones who are locked in, geared up, and operating with exactly one brain cell and unlimited confidence. Tactical Lizard brings full-send energy in the form of a tiny reptilian warfighter who looks wildly underqualified and somehow completely mission-ready.
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Roger, Sarnt
For the junior enlisted, prior enlisted, military spouses, and anyone who has ever heard a sentence start with “Roger, sarnt” and immediately knew the situation was already circling the drain. Roger, Sarnt is simple, stupid, painfully accurate, and built for the kind of military humor that requires absolutely no further explanation.
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Where’s My Rifle?
For the troops, vets, and military-adjacent chaos witnesses who know four little words can turn an ordinary day into a full-blown command climate event. Where’s My Rifle? is goofy, painfully accurate, and built for anyone who has ever watched confusion, panic, and poor accountability collide in real time.
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Frag Out
She’s beauty. She’s grace. She’s got a spoon and absolutely no chill. Frag Out is for the adorable little chaos grenades who may be kidding, but you should probably still take one big step back.
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Disabled Veteran
Disabled Veteran pairs a distressed American flag with a wheelchair warrior graphic. A bold design for veterans who carry their service, resilience, and sense of humor with them.
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The VA
For veterans who know the waiting room, the paperwork, and the dark humor that gets you through it. The VA puts a satirical spin on a familiar institution with a distressed flag and a message that does not hold back.
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