We didn’t ask her to rank us.
She did that on her own.
Maybe it’s the clinical competence. Maybe it’s the bedside manner. Maybe it’s because we actually answer her questions instead of saying, “I dunno, Mom, Google it.”
Whatever the methodology, the results are in:
Your mom says I’m her favorite medic.
And frankly, questioning her judgment at this point feels disrespectful.
Soft. Comfortable. Clinically indicated for hurting your buddy’s feelings.
Wear it on shift. Wear it to drill. Wear it while checking his vitals and quietly reminding him that his own mother would’ve preferred someone else.
Warning: May cause bruised egos, unsolicited comparisons, and sudden accusations that “she was just being nice.”
That sounds like second place talking.
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