Settle down, infantryman.
It’s a mortar tube.
We’re talking about proper positioning, a firm grip, and the ability to send rounds exactly where they need to go.
The fact that your mom has expressed appreciation for the technique is between her and the United States Army.
Maybe she respects proficiency. Maybe she appreciates indirect fire. Maybe she just likes watching a man work confidently with heavy equipment.
We didn’t ask for clarification.
Soft. Comfortable. Dangerously difficult to explain to your leadership.
Wear it to the range. Wear it around the barracks. Wear it while maintaining unwavering eye contact with your buddy as you lovingly clean your equipment.
Warning: May cause immediate regret, inappropriate hand gestures, and an NCO yelling, “For fuck’s sake, it’s a MORTAR.”
Your mom knows what she likes.
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