Listen, we didn’t bring it up.
Your mom did.
Maybe she was being polite. Maybe she genuinely appreciates a strong jawline. Maybe she looked at you, looked at her son, and realized genetics occasionally take a scenic route.
Whatever the reason, she said it.
And it would be disrespectful to argue with your mother.
Soft. Comfortable. Handsome, apparently.
Wear it to the cookout. Wear it around the barracks. Wear it while helping her carry groceries inside because that’s what handsome young men do.
Warning: May cause immediate hostility from anyone whose mother has eyes.
We don’t make the rules.
Your mom just has excellent taste.
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